BOO

So I am conflicted about Holloween. I can't wait to experience it with my own children. However, I have experienced a new "trick or treating" experience and it pisses me off and make me some what bitter to the holiday. It makes me summarize 5 rules of edicate for trick or treating...raather it is a what not to do list.

1) Kids over 12 don't get candy
2) A mask does not constitue a "costume"
3) No Costume No Candy
4) Trucking your family over to bigger or better neighborhoods to get more or better candy is forbidden and tacky
5) How frickin' lazy are you that you have to roll from house to house in your vehicle as opposed to walking you fat bastard.